Saturday 24th September 2022
Hi, and no, I haven't given in, just haven't got around to doing my blog. Procrastination seems to be my second name where my blog is concerned. I'll try to get back to writing it weekly, but the good news is, I no longer have writers block and have started a new book. Whoops, wrong blog.
Well, here's my life story. I went on holiday a few weeks back and had a lovely time with my family. So, I missed the club the Saturday before I went and the Saturday I came back.
Despite this, I did weigh myself when I got back off my holiday and I had stayed the same. Go me.
To cut a long long story short, I went last week and lost one and a half pounds and this week, I stayed the same.
So that means in roughly four weeks I've lost one and a half pounds. So one and a half pounds divided by 4 is pants. I won't embarrass myself by trying to work that out. But I still lost. That's the silver lining.
This week I hope to lose 2 but anything will do me as I have to get back on track, as I've been naughty some days, oh alright, most days last week. Let me show you how much.
I tucked into:
Orange Kit Kats
Magnum ice-cream lollies
Jelly babies
Frys chocolate cream
Lemon tart
Scone cream and jam
99 calorie Cadbury chocolate bars... all six.
And there only the ones I can remember.
Chinese takeaway
A perfect example of what not to eat.
I also forgot what vegetables and fruit looks like.
Weight on the 27th August 13st 2.5 pounds.
Weight on the 24th September 13st Ib
Weight loss in roughly 4 weeks 1.5Ibs sob sob.
TOTAL LOSS SO FAR equals 1 STONE AND 12 POUNDS OR 26 POUNDS. Just two pounds away from 2 stone, the question is, will I manage it next week or the week after.
26 pounds according to online sources is equivalent to...
A two year old toddler.
A baby dolphin
30 pack of beer, I think that means 30 cans.
2 small microwaves. Don't believe that.
Plan of action.
More meat, veg and fruit, less sweets, cakes, biscuits and ice-cream.
Thought for the day.
'Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!' - anonymous.
Thank you for reading my blog and I wish you all a fit and healthy week.
P.S
One and a half pounds divided by 4 is, dum dum dum...
1 pound divided by 4 is a quarter of a pound.
half a pound divided by 4 is one eigth.
one eighth plus one quarter is...
I'm a bit rusty, but I think that's three eights.
I hate fractions.
Checking the internet now...
Three sources say that's right and I still don't believe my working out, did I just get lucky or did I finally understand fractions. lol